1. Hello Horse


Hello horse, have you got something to say
About the man that rode you today
Is he treatin’ you right (treatin’ you right),
or just plain mean, hello horse
do you plan on leaving tonight

Horse you're commonly referred to
by folks around the ranch
as ugly, ass or fool,
depending on my mood
I hope that dont’ offend you,
or change your point of view

Horse, I saw the wanted poster
with a big fat reward
had the tall cowboy try you,
you threw him to the ground
now I’m living in the pour house,
with a different point of view

Horse you're on the way to Alberta
and I finally got my cheque
There’s a lady up by Calgary,
that thinks she’ll make you work
but I’m still in the poorhouse
just with a brand new pair boots